Urinal-ysis

All this talk of bathroom design has forced me away from my real work and demanded that I engage in internet research about urinal-design. Though it remains a goal for 2007, I still do not possess the proper technical vocabulary to be able to accurately describe the artistic, functional, and theoretical triumphs and failures of the following pieces. Thus, I will let the urine-soaked images speak for themselves, save for what I image to be their respective titles:

"Persian-American Relations"

"Just Another Chance to Laugh at Your Manhood"

"I Really, Really Hated Catholic School and My Therapist Said This Might Help"

"Serenity"
or
"God Wanted Men to Piss on Flowers"

"Paging Dr. Freud, paging Dr. Freud. Oral Fixation on Line 1."

"Gender Equality"
or
"Vag-U-Suck"
or
"I'd Rather Wait For a Booth than Stand at the Bar"